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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Code Name…or Brode Name?

Imagine this. You’re at a bar, scoping out the talent.
“Ey dude, check out that talent.”

When suddenly your wingman slips your name out!
“Yeah, Ferdinand. Too bad she’s totally out of your league.”

Unbeknownst to you, the talent hears this name… The story continues!
“Don’t worry, bro,” you reply. “I’m rockin’ The Playbook tonight. I’ma do…the LORENZO VON MATTERHORN!*
(HALT! Before proceeding, check out that asterisk and make sure you get the Lorenzo Von Matterhorn…)

“Woah, dude.”
“Hold that thought, bro,” you say. “I’m going in for the hunt.”

You performance of the Lorenzo Von Matterhorn is flawless. Until the grand reveal…

“You really don’t know who I am? Huh, what a shocking change of pace…I’m Lorenzo Von Matterhorn…”
“Wait a minute,” your tasty slice interjects. “I thought you were Ferdinand…”
You stare at something beyond the fourth wall… “NOOOOOOO!!!!”

The night is ruined…

How could you avoid such a lame situation? Simple! Get out your notebooks, people, cuz Encyclopædia Brotannica is about to lay down some premium grade knowledge on thine behind!

The use of a Brode name can remedy any situation, turning your one night hand(jobWHUUUUUT?) to a one night stand(job?).

Here’s a list of handy Brode names…
Media Bros

Christopher Brolan
Angelina Brolie
Emilibro Estevez
John Broltrane
Brohand
Broprah Winfrey
Axl Brose
Bro Diddley
Bro-Bro-Brah
Stephen Brobelt
Brohammed Ali
Bon Brovi
Shaquille Bro’Nille
Brolando Bloom
Brobe Bryant
Sylvester Stylbrone
Peter Bro Toole
Masi Broka
Brotorious B.I.G.


Mytho/Relig  Bros

Brometheus
Broseidon
Brodysseus
Bronos
Broki
Bronah and the Whale
Broah

Pop Culture Bros

Brolden Caulfield
Sherlock Brolmes
Brony Montana
Brobo Cop
Brofessor X
C-3PBro
Brobi Wan Kenobi
Broda
Landbro Calrissian
Bromer Simpson
Brony the Tiger
GI Bro
Brozymandias
Brojo Jojo
Magnebro
Han Brolo
Broba Fett
Broby Dick
Bro Peep
Brocahontas
Brobra Commander
Bromeo
Ted Brosby
Broad Runner
Bromo-Kun
Brodo Baggins
Broraemon
Brokémon
Brony Stark
Lt. Colonel Brodey
Indiana Brones
Broku
Hamtarbro
Johnny Brabro
Broshimitsu

Historial Bros

Brosef Goebbels
Brosef Stalin
Christopher Brolumbus
Teddy Broosevelt
Nabrolean Bronaparte
Marco Brolo
Vincent Van Bro
Edgar Allen Bro
Brozart
Fidel Castbro
Broan of Arc
Abroham Lincoln
Don Quibrote


Fast Food Bros

Bromino’s Pizza / Domibro’s Pizza
El Brollo Loco / El Pollo Broco

Public Figure Bros

Brope Benedict
Barrack Brobama
Bro Biden



























...The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn taken from Barney's Blog.

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