Yo. Kaztastrophe here *I so came up with Kaztastrophe -.-* - I've been called upon to write an article by tehKOREANdude (Gavin). Here ensues some 'shameless plugging':
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I'd like call attention to the violence which was necessary for the creation of this blog. Several Domo-Kuns have been harmed, and the shopkeepers at Giant Robot are still all shaken up.
*A small struggle has ensued between guest blogger Kaz and blog owner Gavibear...*
Do know that the deceptively innocent looking t-shirt and Domo-Kun were obtained using a combination of threats, blackmail, and the infamous 'five-star' back-pat. As I attempt to churn out some truthful *F--- YOU, KAZ!* journalism, Gavin sits by and tries to convince me that he won the pictured items at a 'Great America' carnival game. Although now, he has contradicted his aforementioned story and claimed to have purchased the prizes (illicitly, he claims) from the booth-master *BOOTH-EFFING-MASTAH!*
*Kaz is not peaceful, despite the nature of his send-off, and the fact that he claims his name, Kaz(oo-oh!), means peaceful/harmonious man in Yaponesa . What is in a name? On a separate note, the Domo-Kun story is a tale for another day. Signing off...*
 Yaponesa is...Japanese. GASP!