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Saturday, January 29, 2011

Is Gavin a the Gay?

Gavin, huhuh. More like...GAYVIN. Amirite? Amirite?

If the line above, or the title didn't tip you off by now, reader discretion is advised...

So, today I was browsing a the Facebook, when I happened upon a certain advertisement whilst leaving a praising compliment on the wall of a TF news website. The ad, pictured below, asked if I wanted cheap thrills in the world of gaydom:

Wow. Sounds

Allow us to examine some evidence that may lead one to assume that Gavin is a the gay (in the third person!).

1) Gavin has a fondness for gay celebrities: Neil Patrick Harris, Sir Ian McKellen, Freddie Mercury, that Chinese dude who voiced Captain Shang from Mulan.

2) Gavin is apparently well educated in the realm of Yaoi. Ask him what a seme and uke is, and he might be able to tell you (o.o). Plus, Gavin watches 'yoooowwiiiiieeeeeeeee' (<.<).

3) Gavin cries too easily at too much sh-t. Toy Story 3? Tears. That Yaoi thang up top? Tears. Some random episode of How I Met Your Mother? Tears.

4a) Gavin is too artsy and stuff.

4b) Only sport Gavin does is fencing. And fencing is gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay*.

5a) Gavin was once Facebook married to guest-blogger Kazoo. Scandalous.

5b) Gavin has never had a legit girlfriend. Partially because he can't get one but mostly cuz he's a the gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

6) Gavin randomly bursts out singing Disney songs, and excels at singing the girl parts.

7) Gavin can cook.

*Fencing is not gaaaaaaaaay, or even gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, and especially not gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

And there you have it! Undeniable proof that Gavin is a the gay.

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